A few weeks ago, I wrote a blog post about my awesome athletic skills and how I ran only one PACER. I did so because two people seeking entertainment offered my 10 dollars to drop out after a single PACER. While I still think it was totally worth it, gym progress reports were recently posted and I got a 0 for the day because of “poor effort.” I personally disagree greatly with this grade. I showed up to class, on time nonetheless, I wore my gym clothes, and I did not verbally or physically assault anyone. Therefore, I think it is unfair that I got the same grade I would have gotten if I didn’t show up at all. I am even more angry that I didn’t know this ahead of time because I went to a gym class that I apparently could have just skipped.
So, for those of you looking to invest in another entertainment opportunity, I am willing to argue my grade for the low price of 10 dollars. Some of you may be wondering, why would I give you money to improve your grade? Well I am willing to argue that I deserve a 1 for the day because I did run one whole pacer after all. You know that would be a great sight to see. As a bonus, if you pledge 5 dollars or more, I will give you a signed copy of my gym progress report. So, think about this great opportunity and comment your pledges below.
My investment surely paid off last time, however what I worry about with this investment is the payoff on my end. When I paid you 50 percent of your expenses for you to run one pacer, I was able to see a humorous spectacle. But with this, I am not able to see what I am paying for, and therefore I am wary of investing again.
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